Lottie Moss’ Best Assets and Other Fine Things to Ogle

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Lottie Moss inspiring Instagram (WWTDD)

Marlijn Hoek‘s topless hook brings you back (EgotasticAllStars)

Salma Hayek‘s ginormous super cleavage (Popoholic)

Jessica Lowndes busting out of her swimsuit (HollywoodTuna)

Hana Jirickova topless for Vogue (DrunkenStepfather)

The Best Actresses to Never Win an Oscar (Ranker)

This week’s Skinstant Video Selections (Mr.Skin)

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Bella Thorne Caught Fixing Her Bikini Top in Cannes

Bella Thorne Caught Fixing Her Bikini Top in Cannes

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On the huge plus side, we have the ginger (err, blonde) topped hottie Bella Thorne in Cannes adjusting her bikini top in Cannes. And did I mention a thong bottom baring her sweet undercarriage goodness? On the downside, some lucky bastard she’s with is grabbing for her funbags in lascivious fashion. How that ought to be my hand. This is a cruel world in so many respects.

The hot teen and ever working actress and revealing Snapchatter took to the South of France to be where everybody wants to be now, showing off her stellar sweet bikini bottom in most revealing fashion. Sometimes you adjust the bikini top but it simply doesn’t work. That’s when we smile the broadest with our peekaboos of slipping tender teats. 

Bella, you are most passion inducing. Use your powers for good. But also for naughty please. And tell that idiot going for second base that I’m gunning for his position. And I never stop at second. Enjoy.

 

Photo Credit: Splash News

Tagged in: Photos, Bikinis, wardrobe malfunction, Bella Throne

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Kendall Jenner Thong One Piece For Drop Two

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Kendall Jenner has been talking about leaving her family reality show so she can focus more on her modeling. It’s unclear what focusing on your modeling means exactly, outside of not smiling and distant empty staring practice, but if that’s what it takes to see even more of the taller, hotter, leaner Kardashian family member in various stages of revealing wardrobe, let’s do it. I won’t turn on E! channel regardless for fear of being put on the secret list.

Kendall perfects the peekaboo of the asstastic in this one-piece swimsuit thong thingee for DropTwo, which is the 17,967th option girls have to purchase clothing this summer. Earnestly, we need one outlet for attractive young women to shop. Bill’s House of Super Revealing Thongs and Etc. The one store for those who feel more comfortable shopping elsewhere. Let’s call that one Target. The rest is all unnecessary. In fact, any clothes at all on Kendall Jenner is unnecessary, but if we must, then booty revealing outfits and short skirts and low cut tops are the order of the day. Who doesn’t love summer? Enjoy.

 

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Elsa Hosk Hot White Bikini Posing at Eden Roc

Elsa Hosk Hot White Bikini Posing at Eden Roc

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You know you’re dealing with a world class bikini and lingerie model when you can’t tell if they’re posing for photos or just naturally so sextastic, their body forms alluring preening position even when simply on vacation. That would be Elsa Hosk in a nutshell. Though I’d prefer her in my cabana. I’m trying.

The Victoria’s Secret Swedish uber blonde hottie took to the famed Eden Roc hotel pool outside of Cannes for a little white bikini strut. If you got it, flaunt it. If men are passing out along your path, you’re doing it right. This is why I carry my adrenaline needles with my everywhere. One big one in the heart as needed to maintain undivided attention on the fine female form of Elsa Hosk. That tush. Wow. Here comes the needle! Enjoy.

 

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Charlize Theron, Nicole Kidman and Jessica Chastain Lead Parade of Veteran Hotties at The 70th Anniversary Red Carpet Arrivals In Cannes

Charlize Theron, Nicole Kidman and Jessica Chastain Lead Parade of Veteran Hotties at The 70th Anniversary Red Carpet Arrivals In Cannes

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How about a little love for the veteran female thespianics making their way down the red carpet of the fanciest event of the entire year in Cannes. The big anniversary party for the event itself. Hey, why not honor your own self if it means inviting some of the biggest names in film actressing through the years. 

While we certainly focus on the young sextastic class who have zilch to do with performance and dramatic skill but look stellar, there’s got to be an homage to the actual class of talented cinema types who do their jobs well, in addition to exuding allure at premieres and parties through the years. From Marion Cotillard to Nicole Kidman, Charlize Theron, and more. The actresses actresses. Something like that. I was mostly trying to peek up their dresses. Enjoy.

Tagged in: Photos, Eva Longoria, Naomi Campbell, Charlize Theron, Uma Thurman, Jessica Chastain, Nicole Kidman, Marion Cotillard, Kristin Scott

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Tom Cruise Finally Confirms ‘Top Gun 2’ is Happening

Tom Cruise Finally Confirms ‘Top Gun 2’ is Happening

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Our long national nightmare of a world without a sequel to Top Gun is nearly over. While doing the rounds to promote his role in the upcoming reboot of The Mummy, Tom Cruise confirmed that a sequel is indeed happening and will be shooting next year

When the film celebrated its thirtieth anniversary last year, producer Jerry Bruckheimer announced that a sequel was imminent. Val Kilmer later confirmed this news, but we hadn’t heard a peep from Cruise, the man without whom there really is no Top Gun. Now that he’s chimed in, it seems that nothing short of Xenu’s return will stop this gravy train from rolling into theaters at some point in the future. 

There’s no denying that the news of a Top Gun sequel, however belated, is music to the ears of fans of homoerotic volleyball playing everywhere. Whatever excuse they use to get the gang back together is going to be ridiculous, but not anywhere near as ridiculous as anything in that first film. And remember gang, Kelly McGillis may have come out of the closet, but as Quentin Tarantino reminds us, she’s still probably only the fourth or fifth gayest thing in that movie…

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Go Behind the Scenes of ‘The Last Jedi’ (VIDEO)

Go Behind the Scenes of ‘The Last Jedi’ (VIDEO)

 

Yesterday, Vanity Fair revealed the four covers for their special issue devoted to Star Wars: The Last Jedi, and now that the issue is on newsstands, we’ve got more great stuff to share! The big reveal is this minute long behind the scenes video about photographer Annie Leibovitz’s visit to the set of the film which shows us all of the main cast members in action, along with some new gleep glop aliens from the newly introduced city of Canto Bight.

Also among the reveals are our first looks at both Laura Dern’s character Vice Admiral Amilyn Holdo and Benicio Del Toro’s simply named DJ. No word on whether or not he spins some space records during this adventure, but I doubt DJ means the same thing in Star Wars that it does in our world. 

There are plenty of pictures to pick over and study in the gallery below, including two very touching pictures of Carrie Fisher—one with real-life daughter Billie Lourd and one with on-screen brother Mark Hamill. They’re poignant reminders that this will be the last time we’ll see Carrie in action on screen and that should make even the most stoic Star Wars fans get the slightest bit misty. The Last Jedi hits theaters on December 15.

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Kerri Walsh Jennings Veteran Beach Bikini Blonde Gold Medalist

Kerri Walsh Jennings Veteran Beach Bikini Blonde Gold Medalist

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Kerri Walsh Jennings may not be the spring chicken blonde beach volleyballer we all fell in lust with a couple or three Olympics ago, but the late 30’s sand dominating statuesque athlete still holds her own in her two piece swimsuit designated as official game-wear. What a truly incredible sport. I say blessings for whoever popularized women’s beach volleyball. The men’s, meh, who cares.

Kerri’s not a hobbyist when it comes to her volleyball. She’s out there constantly perfecting her craft. They don’t simply give out gold medals for trying hard. She’s one of the dominant players in her game the entire world over. Now, I can only hope she takes some time out of her busy schedule to dominate me. When sweaty and in a tight set of Spandex getups. Sweat on me, Kerri. I’ll show you my bronze medals. Yes, how they are in my pants. Have you heard this one before? Enjoy.

 

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Webslinging Abounds in New ‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ Trailer (VIDEO)

Webslinging Abounds in New ‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ Trailer (VIDEO)

 

Spoiler Alert: There’s nothing really all that new, earth-shattering, or groundbreaking in this new trailer for Marvel’s Spider-Man: Homecoming. I don’t know if that’s intentional or not, but part of me thinks that it must be because why else would Marvel reuse so much footage from the first two trailers? Seriously, this entire trailer is almost exclusively made up of scenes we’ve already seen before with some added lines of dialogue or with more context given.

I get that Marvel probably doesn’t want to give up their best stuff in a trailer, but if I have to see that scene of Spidey and Iron Man flying past the camera in one more trailer, I’m going to lose my mind. This trailer does give us a sense of the film’s structure and story, but it’s still a far cry from revealing much of anything. This isn’t bad in theory, as I don’t think any of us want the film spoiled in a trailer, but if you haven’t got anything new to bring to the table, why even release a third trailer? 

These are all petty complaints as this trailer does ultimately reinforce the notion that this is going to be a truly “fun” Spider-Man movie, something that nearly every other one of his big screen adventures has been seriously lacking. I just hope there aren’t any more trailers, especially because the film is due in theaters in a little over a month. Spider-Man: Homecoming hits screens in North America on July 7. 

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Orlando Bloom’s Latest Conquest and Other Fine Things to Ogle

Orlando Bloom’s Latest Conquest and Other Fine Things to Ogle

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Jane Seymour pays tribute to the late Roger Moore (TMZ)

Orlando Bloom banged this waitress right out of a job (WWTDD)

Becca Hiller topless hills (EgotasticAllStars)

Nicole Scherzinger super cleavage (Popoholic)

Sara Jean Underwood busting out (HollywoodTuna)

January Jones in a red swimsuit (DrunkenStepfather)

The Hottest Natural Beauties in Hollywood (Ranker)

VIDEO: Top 5 Nude Scenes from Girls (Mr.Skin)

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