Comic for December 31, 2016


Alice: Ted’s widow asked us to spread his ashes around the office because he loved his job. Wally: I’ll do it. Alice: You didn’t like Ted. Wally: Was that a requirement? Alice: Don’t let anyone see you flush it.

Lindsay Lohan Refugee Plight

Lindsay Lohan has been banging some Turkish dude who is paying her and in the process hitting up a bunch of refugee camps to fill some sort of void. Unfortunately she’s still talking. read more

Buy American, Buy Man Rules!

When considering your next book purchase, keep American jobs in America. Like mine. Don’t think for a second that some guy in whatever they’re calling Bombay these days can’t replicate my work. read more