Comic for December 31, 2016

Transcript

Alice: Ted’s widow asked us to spread his ashes around the office because he loved his job. Wally: I’ll do it. Alice: You didn’t like Ted. Wally: Was that a requirement? Alice: Don’t let anyone see you flush it.

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