Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where I salute Martin Luther King Jr. with Sara Jean Underwood’s butt, because yes, I would use it to celebrate any occasion. “Happy Anniversary, babe! I got you Sara Jean Underwood’s butt.” “We decided to put you in a nursing home, Mom, but don’t be sad, because here’s Sara Jean Underwood’s butt!” See? It just works everywhere. We’ve also got Elijah Wood, the homeless tourist, Aaron Paul and the saddest vanity plate I’ve ever seen, and Tom Jones’ legendary hog, which I spent a significant amount of time finding, because if Donald Trump can be President, then finding old man dick pics can be a real job. Dream big, kids!
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